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Thursday, December 31, 2009

Laughable town names



Penistone, UK



Middelfart, in central Denmark



Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada



Fucking, Austria. That's one of the most stolen road-sign in the world.



Crotch Crescent, UK



Crapstone, UK




Intercourse, Pennsylvania, USA



Boring, Oregon, USA



Accident, Maryland, USA



Wetwang, UK



Hell, Michigan, USA



Hooker, Oklahoma, USA



Embarrass, Minnesota, USA



Bird in Hand, Pennsylvania, USA



Titty Ho, UK

LHdM's Goals and Priorities for the New Year

Since I spent yesterday in polka-dot pajamas trying to recover from a nasty upper respiratory infection, taking antibiotics, drinking hot tea with lemon, and snuggling with Bailey, I don't have an outfit to show you.  However, I thought I would share a picture of snugly Bailey

 and a few of the goals that I will be focusing on in 2010 and a brief breakdown of how I plan to achieve them with you to try to make up for it.

1) Defend my dissertation and become Dr. de Moda.  Obviously, this is a goal that cannot be achieved overnight.  However, I've been revising my dissertation chapters over the past few weeks and will continue to do so.  I've set a deadline to finish revisions by January 20th.  This is a later date than I had initially intended, but I've been hacking my brains out for a week, the new term starts on Monday, and I'll be away at a conference next week.   I accept that I'm only human, but if I devote six to seven hours a day to revisions the next three days, I should be on track by the time the term starts.  That will give me the week of my wedding away from the dissertation and then writing the intro and conclusion and taking care of any revisions that come back on a second round in February and early March.  This should put me on schedule for an April defense.

2) Successfully complete my 2.5 month shopping ban.  As I outlined in an earlier post, I will not be doing any clothes shopping during the months of January, February or the first half of March.  The way I plan to achieve this is to use my own style blog and those of others to find ways to creatively remix the pieces that I already have.  And whenever I feel an uncontrollable urge to shop for something, to write down what that thing is, how I'm feeling, what might have brought on the urge to shop, and then shift gears and either do some work on the dissertation or hit the running trails or my yoga mat. When the ban is over, I will continue to dress stylishly and within budget.

3) Run 3 half-marathons.  In 2009 I ran a 10k, a half-marathon, and a full marathon.  While part of me wants to be ambitious and run another marathon in 2010, I'm also well aware of the fact that my dissertation and teaching a new course next term will be extremely time consuming.  Training for a marathon is mentally, emotionally, and physically draining.  There's a chance that if things work out and I land a tenure track job that I might consider training for another marathon in the fall, but in the meantime, I've decided to set the goal of running 3 half-marathons in 2010.  The first of these will be in March in Virginia Beach.  So over the next week as I feel better I'll be easing back into a running routine.  Upon my return from my trip to the annual meeting of the American Historical Association, I will be running four or five times a week, and following a half-marathon training schedule. (Even though I'm not a novice, I like the flexibility of this program.  I might train more intensely later in the year.)  Since I am much better at running in the morning, I will commit to getting up early and getting my training in first thing, except for those days when I'm running with a friend.

4) Write another scholarly article.  Once my dissertation is turned into the graduate school, I'd like to spend some time in the late spring and summer working on another article for publication.  I have an idea and have done a teensy bit of preliminary research for this article, but obviously I won't be able to focus on it until later in the year.  I don't want my brain to get dusty right after the dissertation is completed, but I also know that after three years, I need a break from that project before I start thinking about revising it as a book manuscript.

5) Be more mindful in general, but also spend more time on the yoga mat in physical asana and meditation.   I need to connect with my mat and shut up my inner monologue for atleast a few minutes every day.  When I do this I feel better, and I know that.  I also will eat all of my meals at the table, including breakfast, even though that might reduce the amount of time I spend blogging/reading other blogs.

6) Read atleast one poem everyday.  In my opinion, everyone should make time in their life for poetry.  Enough said.

7) Help to keep the house cleaner.  I have been tremendously guilty of only cleaning up when I know people are coming over for the past two or three months.  M. has done more than his fair share of washing dirty dishes and sweeping up Bailey hair.  If I want my marriage to be an equal partnership, then I better start pitching in more with the household chores again.  My plan is to spend a couple of hours cleaning this afternoon.  Then I will spend about 10-15 minutes a day during the week and a couple of hours over the weekends picking up, dusting, sweeping, organizing.  I know that having an orderly house makes me feel more at ease, so I should invest the time in keeping it cleaner.

8) Continue to be patient with growing out my hair -- at least until June.  This is the longest that my hair has been since 2005, and I'm only just starting to re-learn how to style longer hair.  I want to use this period to learn how to do a few updos and hopefully my hair will get long enough to actually put it in a side chignon. Although I doubt I'll ever get the hang of more elaborate updos.  Speaking of updos, these are a couple that I'm trying to pick between for my wedding:




I would put get a tenure-track job on the list, but I decided that these goals should be things that I essentially have direct control over.   What do you hope to accomplish in 2010? Do you break your goals down into more manageable mini-goals and come up with a game plan?  How do you set and achieve your goals?

Oh, and fear not.  We'll be back with more outfit posts, open forums, and guest lectures in the new year.  Have a safe and very happy New Year!

Latest Fashion News



Giorgio Armani Spring 2010 Collection



Giorgio Armani looked in future and explored the world of ‘plastic fantastic’ in his younger, Emporio Armani collection at Milan Fashion Week. Armani exploded colors like fireworks on graphic PVC catwalk, sending a clear signal that he is back once again, working at full creative power after battling with hepatitis over summer.
Armani kept everything above the knee, adding panels of multicolor sequins to the bodices of fuchsia and royal blue taffeta numbers and beading every square centimeter of others. That should please the party set tremendously. They'll simply trade in the flat sandals the models wore on the runway for spiked heels.








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Lady GaGa and Her Latest Style


To make Christmas more brilliant and exciting Lady GaGa has clearly decided to mark the occasion by dressing up as an actual Christmas decoration. Either that, or she came off worse in a fight with a giant disco ball. Lady GaGa and her mental wardrobe is just one of the things we've enjoyed about the year 2009, and we hope she gets even madder in 2010. This jacket is hilarious! Have you got something sparkly lined up to wear at your Christmas party? Ours kicks off at 1pm today! Look out London!





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Mariah Carey

The glamorous singer, Mariah Carey looked amazing at the 2009 Capri Hollywood International Film Festival in Italy to accept the award for the Best Supporting Actress. She was inspired by the 70s look as se wore a long shiny dress with shoulder fur around her neck.

Any type of long black dress would do, if you wish to look like Mariah.











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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Giveaway Winners!

I am pleased to announce the winners of our NISI giveaway.  The winner of the terri taupe scarf is Nina of All Tumble Down!  The winner of the Sophia crimson scarf is dcmcmurtry!  I will be contacting you ladies via email shortly to find out how to get you your gorgeous giveaway loot.

You can still join NISI's listserve for a chance to win a $50 giftcard.  Thanks so much to NISI for sponsoring our first giveaway!

The beauty called Angola

Region: Africa
Area total: 1,246,700 km2
Coast line: Atlantic Ocean
Capital: Luanda
Luanda

National Bank

Largo do kinaxixi
Sunset over the Atlantic lagoon
Epupa Falls

Kwanza river near Bom Jesus
Quissama National Parc

Marche de Benfica

Carnaval in Luanda

Local girl in Opuwo


Himba children collecting manure

Walking home, load on head, load on back -- Angolan woman


Little princess

Most Unique Guinness World Records

The Guinness Book of Records is the biggest-selling copyrighted book of all time, according to Publisher, Young, with 92 million books sold since 1955. But when it was first imagined, it wasn't even going to be for sale.
The book was the brainchild of Sir Hugh Beaver, the managing director of the Guinness Brewery in Ireland. On November 10, 1951, he got into an argument while hunting with friends out in southeastern Ireland over which was the fastest game bird.
Sir Hugh Beaver thought that hundreds of other such things were apparently being discussed and a book of records could resolve these differences.

Joel Waul had created the humongous ball in his driveway using 300,000 bands of different colours and sizes. (Guinness World Records)

The largest known land gastropod is the African giant snail achatina achatina, the largest recorded specimen of which measured 39.3cm (15.5in) from snout to tail when fully extended, with a shell length of 27.3cm (10.75in) and weighed exactly 900g (2lb)

1,253 Smurfs gathered in the high street in the town of Castleblayney in County Monaghan, Ireland on July 18, 2008. (Guinness World Records)

The fastest 100m hurdles wearing swim fins is 19.278 seconds and was acheived by Veronica Torr (New Zealand) on the set of New Zealand Smashes Guinness World Records at the Mt Smart Stadium in Auckland.

The largest pocket knife was designed by Telmo Cadavez and hand made by Virgilio, Raul and Manuel Pires of Portugal.
The knife is 3.9m long when open and weighs 122kg.

The world's heaviest lemon weighed 5.265 kg (11 lb 9.7 oz) on January 8, 2003 and was grown by Aharon Shemoel (Israel) on his farm in Kefar Zeitim, Israel.

Scott Murphy recently set a Guinness World Record for The Tightest Circumference to Roll a 12 Inch Aluminum Frying Pan by Hand in 30 Seconds - 6.87 inches.
Scott Murphy accomplished this on July 30th, 2007 in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

In Germany, Anita Schwarz set a new record for carrying the most steins of lager over 40m.
She staggered across the finishing line holding 19 glasses.

Sam Wakeling holds the current Guinness World Record for unicycle distance in 24 hours: 281.85 miles (453.6km)

A man from Switzerland with 10,000 'Do Not Disturb' hotel room door signs.

On a whim back in 1979, Lee Redmond decided to stop filing her nails. She intended to cut them off once they started twisting, but her plans changed.
In 2002 she entered the Guinness World Records book for the world's longest fingernails on a female pair of hands. On february 11th, 2009 Lee Redmond shocked the world with the loss of her fingernails in a car crash.
But on September 2, 2009 Guinness World Records reported some great news about mrs.
Redmond (who is doing fine and found 'there is more to life than nails'!!), for they announced to honour Lee Redmond's 'fingernail life-work' in the 2010 'The Book of the Decade'
- featured with a striking photograph of Lee pictured alongside fellow American Melvin Booth, the male owner of the longest finger nails (9.05-m-long/29ft 8in), which was taken just a few months prior to her accident.

World's record for t-shirts worn at the same time. 227 by Jef Van Dijck of Belgium.

Garry Turner, of Caistor, Lincolnshire, England, stretched the skin of his stomach to a distended length of 15.8 cm (6.25 in) on the set of Guinness World Records: Primetime in Los Angeles, California, USA, on October 29, 1999.

Coke & Mentos Guiness world record With 1,911 explosions in Riga, Latvia.

The heaviest Jicama weighed 21 kg (46 lb 4.8 oz) and was grown by Leo Sutisna (Indonesia) in Bandung, West Java, Indonesia, and weighed on 25 January 2008.

35,310 Lego Star Wars Clone Troopers in the UK.

Helmut Wirz from Germany became the oldest person to bungee jump in August 2008.
He was a ripe 83 years old when he was dropped in Duisburg, Germany, on the 9th of August 2008.

A Maine man and his collection of 1,094 clocks.

Wimm Hoff from Netherlands spent 1 hour 42 minutes and 22 seconds covered in snow.

The largest chalk pavement art measured 90,000 square feet, and was created by 5,678 children from schools in Alameda, California, USA, for the
Kids' Chalk Art Project between May 27 - June 7, 2008.

The world's fastest wheelie. York, UK. July 11, 2006. 108 mph (173,81 km/h)

The longest skis are 534 m (1,751 ft 11 in) long and were worn by 1,043 skiers in an event organized by Danske Bank on Drottninggatan in Örebro, Sweden, on 13 September 2008.

# The oldest table tennis player is Dorothy de Low (Australia, b. 5 October 1910) who was 97 yr 232 days when she represented Australia at the XIV World Veterans Table Tennis Championships, at Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, on 25 May 2008.

A steel-made snake boat entered the Guinness Book of World Records here for recently carrying 141 persons and being the longest ever made boat of its kind.

The fastest ride on a skateboard - Douglas da Silva from Brazil with amazing 70.2 mph (113 km/h).

Thousands descended on Guildhall Square in Derry City, Northern Ireland, on September 9, 2007, to help break the world record for the Largest gathering of Santa Clauses.
A total of 12,965 people dressed up as Santa or Santa's helper to smash the previous record of 3,921, which was set during the Santa Dash event in Liverpool City Centre on

PAV1 Badger was acknowledged as the "World's Smallest Tank" in the "2010 Guinness Book of World Records."

In Hungary burning person was dragged by a galopping horse for 0.29 miles (0.47 km).

Tommy Pastemante from the USA sets the fastest Speed on a Modified Lawnmower (61 mph)

The fastest time to run 100m on all fours is 18. 58 seconds and was set by Kenichi Ito (Japan).

The longest distance on a bicycle in 24 hours without the legs touching the ground - 553.15 miles (890.2 km)

Surrey resident Sarwan Singh achieved a feat, which every Sikh is going to be proud of. He set a new Guinness Book of World Record by having the longest beard.
Singh's beard was measured at 2.36 meters or 7.7 3/4 ft, at a jam packed, Akal Academy in Surrey BC, on November 11, 2008.

This man broke 80 eggs in one minute with his forhead.

The longest ears on a dog measured 34.9 cm (13.75 in) and 34.2 cm (13.5 in) for the right and left ears, respectively, on September 29, 2004.
They belong to Tigger, a bloodhound, who is owned by Bryan and Christina Flessner of St Joseph, Illinois, USA.

Anthony Victor (India) has hair sprouting from the centre of his outer ears (middle of the pinna) that measures 18.1 cm (7.12 in) at its longest point.

The Space Cowboy (real name: Chayne Hultgren), Lo Show Dei Record performer, set a world record of the longest distance pulling 400 kg by fishhooks in his eye sockets in Milan on April, 25, 2009

The record for the heaviest vehicle pulled over a level 100ft (30.48m) course weighed 57,243kg (126,200lb) and was set by the Rev Kevin Fast, from Canada

The largest commercially available hamburger is 74.75 kg (164.8 lbs) and is available for US$399 (£271.55) on the menu at Mallie's Sports Grill & Bar in Southgate, Michigan, USA, as of 29 August 2008.

Victor "Larry" and Gabriel "Danny" Ramos Gomez (both Mexico) are two of a family of 19 that span five generations all suffering from the rare condition called Congenital Generalized Hypertrichosis, characterized by excessive facial and torso hair.
The women are covered with a light to medium coat of hair while the men of the family have thick hair on approximately 98% of their body apart from their hands and feet.

Turkish Man Squirts Milk From Eye 9.2 Feet

Mike Howard (Mike Howard) from Britain walked the beam between two balloons at an altitude of 6522 m. near the city Yovil, County Somersetshir, UK, September 1, 2004

The heaviest apple was found in Japan - 1,849 kg.

On July 7, 2006 the smallest of the living horses was Tambelina from St. Louis, Missouri, miniature mare, whose growth was 44.5

Bigfoot #5
First monster truck solely designed to use 10' tall tires - 1986
Guinness Book of Records - World's biggest pickup truck - 2002

The shortest known mobile living adult is He Pingping, who was measured by a team of doctors in Hohhot, Inner Mongolia, China, and found to be 74.61cm (2ft 5.37in)
36-year-old Svetlana Pankratova from Russia has the longest legs in the world. Although not the tallest woman in the world, Pankratova is 6.43 feet tall and her legs measure 4.33 feet.

Thousands of Michael Jackson's Mexican fans have won the world record for most people to dance to the song "Thriller" simultaneously in one place.
Jamie Panas of Guinness World Records says that 13,597 people performed the dance routine on Aug. 29, which would have been Jackson's 51st birthday.

Kim Goodman (USA) can pop her eyeballs to a protrusion of 12 mm (0.47 in) beyond her eye sockets. Her eyes were measured in Istanbul, Turkey, on November 2, 2007.

The largest pie fight

The world's tallest man, Sultan Kosen from Turkey, poses for photographers next to school children at an event in London to promote the Guinness World Records 2010 book.
Kosen, who is 2m 46.5cm (8ft 1in) tall, also claims the record for the largest hands and largest feet

The tallest dog living is Gibson, a harlequin great Dane, who measured 107 cm (42.2 in) tall on August 31, 2004 and is owned by Sandy Hall of Grass Valley, California, USA.

Italy's Vittorio Innocente has set a new world record in underwater cycling, pedalling his specially adapted bike to a depth of 66.5 metres (218.2 ft) in the sea near Genoa.

The most tattooed senior citizen is Isobel Varley, from the UK, who covered 93% of her body with tattooes.

 

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