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Showing posts with label OMG. Show all posts
Showing posts with label OMG. Show all posts
Monday, June 6, 2011
Cintia Dicker: Friggin' Gaaawgeous
Having been a redhead as a child, I've always felt a kinship to my freckled sisters. I've always idolized the red and famous; Katey Sagal (while on Married With Children), Ariel (Little Mermaid), "Ginger"/ Gerry Halliwell (Spice Girls), Gillian Anderson (The X-Files), Kate Winslet (in Titanic). Although my quaff has evolved to a more auburn hue, and my freckles have faded, I still consider myself a redhead at heart (since the formative childhood years are painfully burnt into my memory and have irreversibly shaped my personality) . Cintia Dicker is a sublime specimen, and a welcomed representative of the Ginger community. Simply beautiful.
*girl boner* Thoughts?
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Michael Ian Black Entertains Me To No End
Michael Ian Black brought much joy into the hearts of his Twitter followers today when he began tweeting every move of the Asian man sitting next to him on his cross country flight today.
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michaelianblack Michael Ian Black
Neither of us is watching in-flight movie "Country Strong." #livetweetingsleepingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19fromJFKtoLAX
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Many people are asking: no drool, no boner. (Either of us) #livetweetingsleepingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19fromJFKtoLAX
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IMPORTANT UPDATE: HE WOKE UP!!! NOW WATCHING "COUNTRY STRONG!!!" #livetweetingsleepingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19fromJFKtoLAX
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michaelianblack Michael Ian Black
Water finished. Cup on tray. Rubbing eyes. More sleep? #livetweetingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19JFKtoLAX
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IMPORTANT UPDATE!!! HE WENT TO THE BATHROOM!!! TOOK CUP!!! #livetweetingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19JFKtoLAX
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JUST ROOTED AROUND OVERHEAD BIN FOR LAPTOP #livetweetingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19fromJFKtoLAX
michaelianblack Michael Ian Black
michaelianblack Michael Ian Black
He's scrolling through fonts. WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED! #livetweetingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19JFKtoLAX
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Now working on "business documents." #livetweetingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19JFKtoLAX
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EVERYTHING IS WRITTEN IN CHINESE!!! (I think) #livetweetingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19JFKtoLAX
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BTW, just googled "Swingers Groups Connecticut" on my flight and @AmericanAirlines blocked me. Total bullshit.
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Just highlighted text and deleted. HIGHLIGHT COLOR WAS PURPLE!!! #livetweetingasianguynexttomeAAflightJFKtoLAX
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A different Asian man just handed him a bag of peas. WTF! #livetweetingasianguynexttomeAAflight19JFKtoLAX
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Correction: TWO small snack-sized bags of peas. He ate one. Saved the other. #livetweetingasianguynexttomeAAflight19JFKtoLAX
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DEVOURING peas. #livetweetingasianguynexttomeAAflight19JFKtoLAX
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Now eating small piece of fruit (PEAR?!?) #livetweetingasianguynexttomeAAflight19JFKtoLAX
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"Country Strong" finale. Gwyneth KILLING it. He doesn't even give a shit. #livetweetingasianguynexttomeAAflight19JFKtoLAX
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Now watching Esurance commercial featuring Asian man. #livetweetingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19JFKtoLAX
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Second bag of peas... EATEN! #livetweetingasianguynexttomeAAflight19JFKtoLAX
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Bristol Palin Gets Plastic Surgery
Bristol Palin has obviously had some work done!
She has likely received a chin implant. She looks puffy, which is either because of the recent implant, or could mean that the increase in the size of her chin is the result of an injectable filler. Her lower lip appears to have also been injected. It is hard to say for sure, but her eyebrows appear to have been lifted slightly, giving them a greater arch.
The chin looks overdone. It kind of makes her look like a cartoon character...or Snooki...
But overall, I'd say that its an improvement.
She has likely received a chin implant. She looks puffy, which is either because of the recent implant, or could mean that the increase in the size of her chin is the result of an injectable filler. Her lower lip appears to have also been injected. It is hard to say for sure, but her eyebrows appear to have been lifted slightly, giving them a greater arch. The chin looks overdone. It kind of makes her look like a cartoon character...or Snooki...
But overall, I'd say that its an improvement.
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