Michael Ian Black brought much joy into the hearts of his Twitter followers today when he began tweeting every move of the Asian man sitting next to him on his cross country flight today.  
          michaelianblack   Michael Ian Black                   
          michaelianblack   Michael Ian Black                   
Neither of us is watching in-flight movie "Country Strong." #livetweetingsleepingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19fromJFKtoLAX
          michaelianblack   Michael Ian Black                   
Many people are asking: no drool, no boner. (Either of us) #livetweetingsleepingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19fromJFKtoLAX
          michaelianblack   Michael Ian Black                   
IMPORTANT UPDATE: HE WOKE UP!!! NOW WATCHING "COUNTRY STRONG!!!" #livetweetingsleepingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19fromJFKtoLAX
          michaelianblack   Michael Ian Black                   
          michaelianblack   Michael Ian Black                   
Water finished. Cup on tray. Rubbing eyes. More sleep? #livetweetingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19JFKtoLAX
          michaelianblack   Michael Ian Black                   
IMPORTANT UPDATE!!! HE WENT TO THE BATHROOM!!! TOOK CUP!!! #livetweetingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19JFKtoLAX
          michaelianblack   Michael Ian Black                   
JUST ROOTED AROUND OVERHEAD BIN FOR LAPTOP #livetweetingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19fromJFKtoLAX
          michaelianblack   Michael Ian Black                   
          michaelianblack   Michael Ian Black                   
He's scrolling through fonts. WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED! #livetweetingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19JFKtoLAX
          michaelianblack   Michael Ian Black                   
Now working on "business documents." #livetweetingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19JFKtoLAX
          michaelianblack   Michael Ian Black                   
EVERYTHING IS WRITTEN IN CHINESE!!! (I think) #livetweetingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19JFKtoLAX
          michaelianblack   Michael Ian Black                   
BTW, just googled "Swingers Groups Connecticut" on my flight and @AmericanAirlines blocked me. Total bullshit.
          michaelianblack   Michael Ian Black                   
Just highlighted text and deleted. HIGHLIGHT COLOR WAS PURPLE!!! #livetweetingasianguynexttomeAAflightJFKtoLAX
          michaelianblack   Michael Ian Black                   
A different Asian man just handed him a bag of peas. WTF! #livetweetingasianguynexttomeAAflight19JFKtoLAX
          michaelianblack   Michael Ian Black                   
Correction: TWO small snack-sized bags of peas. He ate one. Saved the other. #livetweetingasianguynexttomeAAflight19JFKtoLAX
          michaelianblack   Michael Ian Black                   
DEVOURING peas. #livetweetingasianguynexttomeAAflight19JFKtoLAX
          michaelianblack   Michael Ian Black                   
Now eating small piece of fruit (PEAR?!?) #livetweetingasianguynexttomeAAflight19JFKtoLAX
          michaelianblack   Michael Ian Black                   
"Country Strong" finale. Gwyneth KILLING it. He doesn't even give a shit. #livetweetingasianguynexttomeAAflight19JFKtoLAX
          michaelianblack   Michael Ian Black                   
Now watching Esurance commercial featuring Asian man. #livetweetingasianguynexttomeonAAflight19JFKtoLAX
          michaelianblack   Michael Ian Black                   
Second bag of peas... EATEN! #livetweetingasianguynexttomeAAflight19JFKtoLAX


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